Sharks at Sharm el-Sheikh: Update IV

A friend sent this article to me.  Supposedly a drunk Serbian man killed the killer shark at Sharm el-Sheikh.  Here's an excerpt:

“Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn’t make as much splash as we thought he would”, explained Milovan.
 . . .
Dragan was able to swim to the shore and told his friends he had twisted his ankle, telling them the water was not that soft.
The water is soft buddy, you just landed on a shark.

 I really doubt this is true, but it is a great drinking story!